At breakfast time this morning on the 10 th floor of the hotel Diana pointed out a big box next to the window. In the front of the box was a sign and instructions
Diana said it was a rescue apparatus you use to lower yourself from the 10 th floor of the hotel where we were down to the ground in the case of an emergency. Would have to be some emergency I thought to myself! I still did not quite understood how the device worked and asked Diana to interpret the instructions and to both explain and show how the device worked
I am going to really miss Diana!
Anyway life has to move on sometimes so I composed in my head a Situations Vacant advertisement for a new replacement pillion passenger. It went like this
HELP WANTED
A vacancy exists for an age compatible female pillion rider
Applicants must be prepared to sit on the back of a motorbike for up to 10 hours a day, day after day. Must be able to endure sizzling heat, freezing cold, rain, hail and sunshine.
Must be able to handle foreign countries, foreign languages, foreign cultures and strange customs, rough roads and strange road rules. Must have good sense of humour.
Must be able to read a map upside down.
Must only need 5 kg of clothes .
Must supply own set of pearls. A halo would help.
I submit the advertisement on line. It is rejected. They don’t action impossible advertisements I am told
Suddenly I awake out of the nightmare. But my dream is answered. There is Diana and the brief could have been written for her. The perfect candidate !
And this the day starts. I multitask as the luggage boy
Then off we ride past paddy fields and mountain vistas
As we ride I compose my first Haiku. It goes thus
On a bike
The wheels go round
The bike stays up
We are happy
I think I will submit it to the foreign haiku writers competition
Then we arrive at our hotel for the night. Scandinavian flare in a rice paddy
And I have an Asahi beer as the sun sets somewhere in Tsuruoka which is somewhere in Japan
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